Dispensary 33

Rated 4.7 / 5.0 from 5 Reviews

Dispensary 33 is a cannabis dispensary in Chicago, Illinois.

Chicago's first, best and most passionate medical cannabis dispensary.

Dispensary 33

Store Hours

  • Monday: 10:00 AM – 3:00 PM
  • Tuesday: 2:00 – 7:00 PM
  • Wednesday: 10:00 AM – 7:00 PM
  • Thursday: 10:00 AM – 7:00 PM
  • Friday: 10:00 AM – 7:00 PM
  • Saturday: 10:00 AM – 7:00 PM
  • Sunday: 10:00 AM – 7:00 PM


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5001 N Clark St
Chicago, IL 60640

Phone Number

(312) 620-3333

Dispensary 33

4704 Followers @dispensary33 on Instagram

Brownie Scout "Dogwalkers" Pre-rolled Joints by @GTIgrows
THC: 31.30% 313mg/g
CBD: 0.00% 0mg/g
CBN: 0.00% 0mg/g

Likely an F1 created by Rythm for cloning, the lineage of this strain is Platinum Girl Scout Cookie and Stardawg Guava and the result is much of what might be expected. A heady, cerebral, euphoria combined w/ a moderate physical “high”. Floral and earthy in aroma w/ a black pepper quality that permeates throughout. 📸: @_undercooked_

#D33 #cannabinerds #BrownieScout #GTIgrows #dogwalkers #PlatinumGirlScoutCookies #StardawgGuava #prerolls

Chunk Dawg by @bedford_grow_il
THC: 26.02%
CBD: 0.11%
CBN: 0.52%

A fairly complex lineage comprised of a Panama F7, Deep Chunk, Sour Diesel and I95, this is really one of the more interesting and nuanced strains we’ve seen in IL. The effect leans more towards physically euphoric experiences, though the cerebral elements are quite layered with a “cloudy” feel and more intense visual sensations. The aroma is pine mixed with fuel and chemical notes and a hint of citrus. 📸: @_undercooked_
#D33 #cannabinerds #chunkdawg #bedfordgrow #panamaf7 #I95 #deepchunk #sourdiesel

Reserva Privada “Caviar” by @crescolabs
THC: 49.09%
CBD: 0.00%
CBN: 0.00%

The distinction between “Caviar” and “Moonrocks” typically implies that smaller nugs were used. This “Caviar” begins with Reserva Privada flower which was then dipped in Oil and rolled in Kief of the same strain. The results are a complex aroma that is floral with sweet berry undertones and a warm earthiness. The effects are a moderate physical and “ston-y” euphoria, without heavy sedation, and a nuanced cerebral high. 📸: @_undercooked_
#D33 #dispensary33 #cannabinerds #caviar #reservaprivada #cresco

Candyland by @grassrootscompanies
THC: 22.83%
CBD: 0.00%
CNB: 0.00%

Originally created by the legendary Grand Daddy Purp, this strain is a cross between Bay Platinum Cookies and a GDP male. While typically known as an energetic strain, this particular batch contains over 23,000 mcg/g and so it is more physical and sedating than expected. Though still a “lighthearted” strain. The aroma is a combination of pine and hops with undertones of earth and musk. 📸: @_undercooked_
#D33 #dispensary33 #cannabinerds #candyland #grassrootscannabis #bayplatinumcookies #gdp #Granddaddypurp

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Dispensary 33 on 5001 N Clark St

I can't think of one negative about this place. Construction made parking tight, but that's not on them. Possibly the friendliest staff of any retailer I have ever been in.

Review by Thomas Krug

Dispensary 33 on 5001 N Clark St

Not happy with the store AT ALL. The people are not as nice as all the other dispensaries I’ve been to. The guy that works in the back though is super nice. Their prices are significantly higher than any other one in Illinois. Also, at other dispensaries there’s at least 50-75 options for each type of products (concentrate, edibles, weed, topicals) & this one has about 7.... There’s absolutely no variety at all. I might as well have bought everything on the street if I didn’t want any options of what to buy. Also was supposed to get a free item for the first time I came & since edibles don’t work for me they were going to give me a free joint but didn’t even have any of those (because there’s no product there pretty much) so I was expecting a free gram of weed or something because any other dispensary would’ve given out whatever they had to make you happy, especially if I’m a new customer where that is the first impression I have of them. I didn’t feel very welcome like the other dispensaries make me do. Natures Care (cheapest), Pharmacannis, & Mindful are the ones to go to. They make you feel like family & will do whatever they can to help you. Especially Natures Care & Mindful. Between the 2, they are absolutely UNCOMPARABLE!! This was a waste of money & im angry I switched & didn’t even get anything to say “thanks for switching!”. Totally felt unwelcome. Only switched because I thought it was closer to my work, stupid me!!!

Review by Taylor Anzelmo

Dispensary 33 on 5001 N Clark St

This is THE place to go, for the best Chicago-Land dispensary. I started with one dispensary in the north suburbs but found this one by accident. I have switched several dispensaries but this one I will stay at.

Review by Richard London

Dispensary 33 on 5001 N Clark St

Decent , ive been getting “medical” out of state bud every month since 2011 ish different kinds, florida weed rocks!!! But california weed is killer!!! i know my old lady said the price was around 300 for low grade medical kush and up to 380for ounce for exotic bud, wont ever need a card wont ever give illinois any more of my $$

Review by Mike Hoancho

Dispensary 33 on 5001 N Clark St

If you're looking for the best run and most educated staff in IL. This is the spot. Iv been a customer for over two years now. Have never had one bad experience. 5 stars doesn't even do them justice the place is a dreamscape for cannabis users.

Review by Kip Carlson

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What is a Cannabis Dispensary?

A cannabis dispensary is a retail store which sells cannabis products and accessories. Since the early 1990's, cannabis dispensaries have existed in the United States. The first dispensary was opened in California, and since then, the nation has been progressing towards cannabis reform. Now, there are thousands of cannabis dispensaries, and more on the way as laws in the United States change towards legalizing medical and recreational cannabis.

Most dispensaries carry a variety of different kinds of flowers and buds. The flowers will range from sativa to hybrids of all sorts to indicas, and depending on state, test results letting you know the percentages of THC, cannabinoids and terpenoids as well as ensuring the quality of the flowers. In addition, dispensaries carry a variety of other cannabis products such as prefilled vape cartridges, concentrates such as waxes and oils, as well as a multitude of other cannabis products like lotions and tinctures.

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